Politically Correct, or, Fear the Other:

Steve Dave is a happy, lager-swilling plumber from Essex, a true Everyman for the post-Nick Hornby generation. He enjoys football, lager, tits, naked birds, spending quality time with his kids & the BBC's Top Gear television programme. One day, when called in to repair a leaking pipe in the Gents at his ( Read more... )

From now until I can no longer be bothered, I shall be writing mock(?) synopses (that doesn't look right. Synopsises? Whatever) for my forthcoming novel, & posting them here. If one of them amuses me enough, I might get off my fat arse & write one. This isn't any kind of popularity contest, as no-one reads this anyway, but I thought it would waste ( Read more... )